theroleplayarchive:

You don’t understand. If we RP together, I want you to wake me up at 5am with ideas. I want to lose sleep over the fact that they’ve broken up, I want the manips, I want the chatzys, I want the broken heart and the tears. I want all of that. Its part of the experience of falling in love with RP, and its why I started the whole thing in the first place.

#come rp with me and u’ll have it all

(Source: charlieofrps, via sgtwilliamjames)

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

(via lasse17)

Andrew Garfield + smiling

(Source: andrwgarfield, via lasse17)

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

(via cjoycoolio)

casisbadluck:

sofarfromshameless:

coffeeandcheesecake:

just had a realization that someday there are going to be gifsets of Sam and Dean’s first and last words on Supernatural

and I started crying

I’ll take things that are not okay for 500, Alex.

(Source: whatladybird, via esunasaturday)

staff:

claireredfieldask:

barefootin-bluejeans:

why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes

no peasants

(Source: diaries4thedepressed, via spones-in-my-bones)

epic-lee:

WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

(Source: cheia, via paintingpoison)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via esunasaturday)

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

(via cjoycoolio)

cumber-porn:

peace-out-b-i-t-c-h-e-s:

xglitterbabyx:

deduction-to-seduction:

bookjunkie26:

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

ITS BACK!

Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.

Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME

WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON

THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST

I’M GONNA FUCKING

I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN

I’m so so sorry, person who made this and asks us all to stop reblogging, but I just CANNOT NOT reblog it

YAY! Its back!!